Oh how we cringed.
I mean, Josef Klumb and Von Thronstahl have always been like the retarded consanguine guy in the village, doing the cringiest things possible. But 2023 reached new lows with two “music videos” which gave us brain cancer. The links are below, but make sure you are prepared to watch them.
The first one being “Mit Leoparden in den Sonnenuntergang“, a rip-off from Giorgio Moroder with exquisite lyrics :
WITH LEOPARDS INTO THE SUNSET
Freeze against Putin’s fire
More human warmth from Qatar
How many German tanks have to roll
for the USA to stay in power?
Tell me how many gun lobbyists
are you waiting at the traffic lights in the meantime?
The German delivery angels ride
on leopards in the sunset
WITH VON DER LEYEN, STRACK-ZIMMERMANN
AND BAERBOCK INTO DOWNFALL
Who are the fake pacifists here?
Who wants arms delivery totally?
Green unity under the stars and stripes
Human rights fatal schizophrenia
Can you already feel the green economic miracle?
Have you distanced yourself from all Russians?
Economic growth for high earners
Who really sanctioned whom here?
NORTH STREAM 2, TARGET DESTROYED
WE WERE DENIED AN EASTERN CONNECTION
Give me my double W
Weidel and Wagenknecht
concentrated female power
lived women’s rights
NATO leaders couldn’t help it
Ami put out his feelers
Matchstick and jerrycans
The White House delivered in advance
Human rights only for appearances
vote them out, send them home
So colorful, so stupid, so far, so good
Doubt grows, anger flourishes
CDU heavenly child,
hang your flag from outside into the wind
More followers than there have been for a long time
What an unexpected return
Pacifists are betting on victory
dream of peace and force war.
After looking for pictures on Google Images and with the editing skills of a 5 years old suffering from hyperactivity disorder, our dear Jay-Kay put together this absolutely glorious video that would certainly be number one in an idiocratic parallel dimension where the earth would be flat and ruled by evil reptilians.
Why is there a panzer-fraulein dancing in BDSM gear?
Don’t know.
Don’t want to know.
Why is there suddenly long texts popping in? A bear? Political leaflets? Movie stills from ‘1984’?
The video ends with an unreadable political statement.
Josef musts feel like a highly intellectual, surely. He just managed to give us a brain cancer.
Next we have “TRAGE KEINEN HEILIGENSCHEIN HEUT’ NACHT I.& II.“. If you watched the previous video, get some time to relax, go out, breathe. We decline all responsabilities if you watch the second video in a row and if your new brain cancer gets itself a brain cancer. And if you managed to get to the end, and go through the five minutes of text, you’re our hero – we didn’t. The video itself is almost as cheesy, crappy and cringy as the previous one.
Subtle dictation and indoctrination,
Governing us like this won’t work
we alarm, act and insist
You sit with Markus Lanz in the evening
and pray the secular rosary
and sing the litany together
about the great threat from the right-wing party
If I can choose, and guess who
then I choose, as the sovereign
and whoever does not allow me to choose freely
shows me where the wind is blowing from.
They court the foreign and are always ready
to love your neighbor when he comes from far away.
Domestic violence and the open knife
This import does not make our country any better
I have friends who come from far away.
And they love this homeland of ours.
And then for me they are part of it
with or without an accent, they are like me and you.
Behind green avatars,
the mustiness from the late 60s
They were elected and overnight
the goats in the country have been turned into gardeners
Late revenge is her master plan
You sit at Borchardt and eat vegan
They were asked for cluster munitions
Because they set out to do good.
And they work in the spirit of that devilish power
who creates evil with the will for good.
They discuss things with Markus Lanz in the evening
and the wreath of thorns goes to someone in the group
And a tribunal talks to him
because the way he speaks he must be a monster
Someone has to give the monster
And the others withdraw his blessing.
There will be no interruptions during the TV evening today
Because a guest is being interrogated on ZDF.
Tonight we’re chilling at home
Because at Markus Lanz a guest is being grilled.
Sitting behind the loom of their new ideology
they defend democracy, flimsily
as the harvestmen of defamation
with the fantasies of your utopia
in self-destructive idiocy
More than just the green bourgeoisie are hanging on
on the silken threads of Kakistocracy.
Emasculated Jacobins sing freedom songs
Don’t settle where the mainstream is rushing
When the old party is in danger of crashing
Every hour the powerlessness calls for a ban
but when you are big and no longer small
The middle is the first to let itself get involved with you
“I have awakened from a deep dream,”
don’t wear a halo tonight.
Someone has to be the monster
Going with the flow keeps you pure
Seeming good is in vogue
only a bad person behaves stubbornly
Nobody should be an inhuman
keep your thoughts pure
Running along is popular
Only evil people remain stubborn
Dearest Josef,
We got your email, thank you.
How much NATO are we? Well, we’re non-binary, yesterday morning it was 93%, at a certain hour around 18:14 it even was 88% for a few seconds, but we didn’t check the NATO-meter today.
Oh, there would have been zero deaths on each sides if your little man in the kremlin had left Ukrainians live their lives in 2014.
